You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
not ubering you a puppy
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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