Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
My dad just said "fuck circus"
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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