I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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