its not stalking. its research.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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