When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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