Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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