I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize
