She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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