Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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