Your dad touched me again.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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