Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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