The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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