just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
You're like the curious george of whores
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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