My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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