In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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