I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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