his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
My dad just said "fuck circus"
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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