i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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