i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You ruined the universe
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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