Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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