just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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