I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Randomize
