woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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