he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
His nipple licking is glorious
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