Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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