I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Randomize
