you win again, gameday.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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