I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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