All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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