Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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