What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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