"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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