Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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