ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I got inside last night via doggy door
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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