That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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