you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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