just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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