Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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