Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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