ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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