Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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