K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
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You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
we're so committed to being not committed
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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