no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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