if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
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I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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