I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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