so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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