The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
soo... how was my night?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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