singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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