Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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