i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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