I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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