We won't sleep together?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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