his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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