Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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