R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I supernannyed him into submission
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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