so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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