I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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