Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
My nipple is on Facebook.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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