I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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